Oscar Commentary 2017: Superhero Movies

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Gal Gadot strides through No Man’s Land in Wonder Woman (2017).

Year after year, I hear this argument: why does the Academy not recognize popular films that people actually see? Well, the truth is they do. Best Picture nominees like Inception (2010), The Revenant (2015), The Lord of the Rings (2001-2003), and many others in recent years, were all massive box office hits for the time. In fact, there’s usually at least one Best Picture nominee that makes north of $400 million at the worldwide box office, and that’s nothing to scoff at. But the argument persists because the people making it mean something else entirely: why does the Academy never nominate superhero movies for major awards? Now if they asked this question instead of the former, they’d actually have ground to stand on. And this year especially, fans seemed ever more eager to see a superhero movie nominated for Best Picture, namely Logan or Wonder Woman. Alas, it didn’t happen, but should it happen?

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Christopher Reeve flies through the skies in Superman (1978).

Now it’s important to note that while no superhero movie has ever been nominated for Best Picture, a few of them have been nominated for (and even won) Oscars in the past. Superman (1978), Spider-Man (2002) and Batman Begins (2005) were all nominated for technical awards like cinematography and editing; Spider-Man 2 (2004) and The Incredibles (2004) both took home some wins in the same year; and even Suicide Squad (2016) somehow managed to win an Oscar for Best Makeup and Hairstyling. I still don’t understand how that happened. But what about the major awards for acting and writing? Sure, the Marvel Cinematic Universe usually sneaks itself into the Best Visual Effects lineup, but it’s extremely rare to see a superhero movie nominated for what’s referred to as the “above-the-line” awards. You’d think characters who can leap tall buildings in a single bound would have a much easier time reaching those heights.

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Heath Ledger and Christian Bale interrogate each other in The Dark Knight.

Again, it has happened. Just this year, Logan was nominated for Best Adapted Screenplay. The aforementioned The Incredibles was nominated for Best Original Screenplay. And lest we forget, The Dark Knight (2008) was a monster at the nominations that year, scoring eight nominations and two wins, including a posthumous Best Supporting Actor award for Heath Ledger’s portrayal of the Joker. So my initial argument will be focused on these three films, particularly what makes them stand out against other superhero films. Everyone’s talked about why The Dark Knight is the best in its genre, so I won’t say too much about it. It really did elevate the genre to a new level, not just in quality, but by blending it with other genres. It’s not just an action, but also a crime drama and a political thriller. The ensemble cast includes businessmen, politicians, and beat cops, all of whom are entangled in the rivalry between Batman and the Joker while still trying to uphold peace in one of the most chaotic cities on Earth. With themes of order, chaos, fairness, and humanity in play with the main cast members, it’s no wonder fans were outraged when Christopher Nolan’s take on the Batman mythos wasn’t a bigger hit with the Academy than it was.

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The good old days are reminisced in The Incredibles (2004).

What about The Incredibles? It won a couple Oscars, including Best Animated Feature. Okay, that’s not surprising for a Pixar film, but it does go to show how talented the storytellers at Pixar are at creating layered stories that appeal to adults while still being accessible to children. Remember how a man attempts to commit suicide in the first five minutes? And then five minutes later sues Mr. Incredible for thwarting said suicide attempt? Yeah, this was dark even for Pixar. But among many more adult themes, the core story is about a middle-aged man going through a mid-life crisis. That man just so happens to have superhuman strength. Logan has similar themes with regard to age, which is fitting since it’s the last time we’ll ever see Hugh Jackman and Patrick Stewart as Wolverine and Professor X. Here, both of these characters that we’ve seen in glory and dignity for almost twenty years have been broken down by the ravages of time, suffering from Alzheimer’s, failing immune systems, and crushed souls after all of their loved ones have passed on. Going back to genre-bending, it also functions as a western set in a dystopian future. The main characters, once again, happen to be superpowered beings that we know and love.

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Patrick Stewart and Hugh Jackman grow weary of the other’s comfort in Logan.

So we know that The Incredibles got its shot thanks to the power of Pixar, and Logan may have only gotten its screenplay nod thanks to a weak year for movies based on pre-existing source material, but how close did they get to Best Picture nods? Well, I’d say a lot of these films and others got pretty close. Logan was selected as one of the ten best films of the year by the National Board of Review. The IncrediblesThe Dark KnightWonder Woman, and others were all on similar lists by the American Film Institute. And along with Deadpool (2016), those three were also nominated for the top prize at the Producers Guild of America, the winner of which usually going on to win Best Picture at the Oscars. A lot of the films I’ve mentioned here have done something different from other superhero films, whether it’s Wonder Woman as a period piece about the innate goodness of humanity or Deadpool as a screwball comedy making fun of other superhero tropes.

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Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner, Robert Downey Jr., and Mark Ruffalo assemble for a money shot in The Avengers (2012).

As close as they’re getting, why have we yet to see a superhero film score a Best Picture nod at the Oscars? Many might cite the demographics of the Academy voters and that most of them are old white men. Some bring up the “prestige factor” that comes with the Oscars, which are often referred to as the Super Bowl of movies. One might even call it stupidity, and there’s plenty of that going around in the Academy regardless of what superhero movie didn’t get a nomination this year. All of these arguments have some merit to them. But if you want my take on it, and I assume you do since you’re reading this article, I think it’s because most superhero movies aren’t good enough for Best Picture recognition. There are a few I would’ve nominated. I still say The Dark Knight and The Avengers (2012) were the best films of their respective years, and I’d even make arguments for X-Men (2000), Watchmen (2009), and a couple others. But most of the time, they still have noticeable flaws.

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Michael B. Jordan and Dane DeHaan reach for new heights in Chronicle (2012).

No movie is perfect. And while it’s true that superhero movies take more risks on a technical level than most other films do, 1) most of that has to do with their insanely high production budgets, and 2) not all of the risks pay off. Whether it’s noticeably bad CGI, silly-looking costumes, uneven pacing as a result of introducing audiences to a completely different world that’s kinda still our own but not really, there’s a lot to poke fun at despite how good many of them are. And in a competitive race like the Oscars, voters are more likely to lean towards something that got everything right than something that swung for all the pitches but got two strikes and three balls. But the genre is also still very young, at least as far as the mainstream appeal is. While we got big screen takes of Superman and Batman in the 80s, almost all of the current success of the superhero genre has been in the 2000s and beyond, and almost entirely within two properties: Marvel and DC. The genre needs to branch out and tell other stories before it can win over Academy voters, and I think it’s on the right path to doing that. Logan and The Dark Knight are perfect examples of that within the major properties, so imagine what more niche properties can do on a narrative level. I’d love to see another movie like Chronicle (2012), and more than that I’d love to see it be so good it’s a frontrunner for Best Picture. But until the genre matures, I think it’ll be awhile before a movie achieves that kind of superpower.

Top 10 Films of 2017

As we enter the new year of movies, it is tradition among critics and pundits to look back on the best films of the previous year. I will admit that 2017 was not a fantastic year for cinema, but the films that stood out really stood out because of the risks they took. The world is changing, and Hollywood is not immune to that change. The best films of 2017 are examples of that. Whether it’s rising new talent telling unique stories, or established filmmakers challenging themselves and audiences with new experiences.blade-runner-2049-main10. Blade Runner 2049 (dir. Denis Villeneuve) – Making a sequel to one of the greatest sci-fi films of all time was never going to be an easy task, but Dis- I mean, Fox saw something golden when they hired Denis Villeneuve to revisit Replicants and their struggle for life and agency. The cinematography by Roger Deakins is the perfect lens to reintroduce audiences to Los Angeles of the distant future, and the objects of his shots remind us that this is the same world featured in the original Blade Runner (1982), but evolved 30 years into its future and now more noticeably split from our own timeline. The cast, led by Ryan Gosling and Harrison Ford, further sells the idea that artificial intelligence populates this universe just as much as organic life, and the overall product gives us an evolution to look forward to in a potential third installment. Whether we get that third film or not, Blade Runner 2049 is a must-see for sci-fi fans of any era.r_coco_header_09cd3d079. Coco (dir. Lee Unkrich)/Your Name (dir. Makoto Shinkai) – In a year where most animation was utter garbage, it was nice to know that audiences could still count on the industry’s biggest powerhouses to deliver quality entertainment: Pixar and anime. And both of their offerings this year are real tear-jerkers. In Coco, the emotional weight comes from a small family story made grand by setting it in the Land of the Dead, but it never loses sight of its cultural roots. The song “Remember Me” is used to great effect here, sung with the same lyrics but different meaning each time it’s played, creating a memorable musical experience that will be reinterpreted again and again for years to come.YourNameFeatured2But this wasn’t the only wonderful animated offering we got, for in Your Name we were given a grand epic made small and intimate thanks to its use of animation. Gorgeous shots never let us forget the size of the story, but the focus is more on the characters of Taki and Mitsuha. The science or magic or whatever is not the main draw of the plot, but rather a plot device to enable these characters to go on this journey of self-discovery that ultimately impacts the lives of everyone around them. It’s a truly timeless story that could never be recaptured in any remake, but many will find their own interpretation of this magical experience.mother_online_horizontal8. mother! (dir. Darren Aronofsky) – It’s safe to say we all knew we were gonna get something disturbing and controversial when we walked into a Darren Aronofsky film. What we didn’t know was just how surreal this film would be. Everyone has a different outlook on it, but the most common seems to be that it’s an allegory to major events in the Bible (the Fall of Man, the Great Flood, etc.) from the perspective of the earth as if it was a living thing. That living thing in this instance is played by Jennifer Lawrence, who the cinematography proves you can never get enough of. Aronofsky’s humanization of God, played by Javier Bardem, is both relatable and antagonistic, and while that would seem like an obvious turn-off to many Christian viewers, I actually think it’s one of the film’s greatest strengths. Aronofsky is no stranger to challenging our views on everything from drugs to sports, and while this one certainly won’t convert everyone to whatever his viewpoint is, the fact that people are still talking about what it means proves that while we may not completely understand mother!, it did something right.the-disaster-artist-courtesy-of-A247. The Disaster Artist (dir. James Franco) – Very rarely will you see a biopic told as a straight-up comedy. But when the subject is Tommy Wiseau, the mastermind behind The Room (2003), you don’t really have a choice. The star of this film is James Franco in both the director’s chair and the lead role, and he understands Wiseau about as well as anyone is capable of understanding him. He nails the weird eccentricities that Tommy is known for, but he also keeps him grounded in some level of humanity that reminds us that, despite many of our suspicions, he is not an alien from a spoon-obsessed planet. Whether you’ve seen the best worst movie ever made or not, The Disaster Artist is the funniest movie of the year, and well worth a double feature.Three-Billboards6. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (dir. Martin McDonagh) – Probably the most timely film of the year, this tale of sexual assault being forced in the forefront of the establishment’s agenda is carried entirely by its performances. Frances McDormand leads the film as a deceased rape victim’s mother who sets up three billboards to draw attention to her case and force the local police department to do something about a rapist still out there. While it does serve as a story about going after sexual assault, it’s also a story about anger begetting anger and how that unhealthy cycle needs to end in order to move forward. Because of this, the timeliness of the film rings even more because its focus was on its own story and themes rather than grabbing an Oscar. It most certainly will be going for Oscars, but in this case that’s icing on the cake that is Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri.sony_featured_video_1400x526_baby_driver_v03_1.jpg5. Baby Driver (dir. Edgar Wright) – Fresh off of not making Ant-Man (2015), Edgar Wright brings us his own American heist film with a killer soundtrack and phenomenal car chases. He absolutely deserves an Oscar nomination for pairing every action beat with a musical beat and still making it stand on its own. All the work that went into the cinematography, editing, and sound design paid off in even slower date scenes between Baby and Debora. Speaking of, the romance is believable enough to get us invested in the long-term personal stakes for Baby as well as the immediate stakes of each action scene. The thrills never stop, but there’s still time for the audience to breathe in between chases and gunfights, ultimately leading to a symphonic creation of sight and sound. If you’re looking for the most vibrant experience of sight and sound, then hop in and take a ride with Baby Driver.Dunkirk014. Dunkirk (dir. Christopher Nolan) – If there’s one director whose body of work continuously takes high-concept stories and tells them in artistically unique ways, it’s Christopher Nolan, and his latest film is more proof that he can still reach new audiences. The film tells its story from three perspectives (land, sea, air) over three different time periods (week, day, hour), and somehow weaves them together in a heart-pounding tension-filled epic. Though the characterization may be thin in some areas, it gives us everything we need to know about the characters and their struggle to survive the onslaught from Nazi Germany. Watching this movie, you will feel like you’re on the beach with the soldiers, or in the air with the Spitfire planes. When everything collides together in the finale, you will leave the theater (because this movie deserves to be seen on the big screen) truly exhilarated and breathless. Dunkirk may not be rooted in anyone’s personal story, but its truth comes from the experience.LadyBirdMovie_Horizontal.jpg3. Lady Bird (dir. Greta Gerwig) – A coming-of-age drama written and directed by an actress who has never quite caught on with anyone? Who’d have guessed this would be as big a hit as it is? Whereas most actors who try their hand at directing are already super famous, Greta Gerwig was kinda just there, popping up on screen but never standing out enough to attract attention. But behind the camera, she has heads turning because she understands pacing and character development, and uses her storytelling gifts to move so much along at such a fast rate while still keeping it natural. Though her script is strong, she has enough faith in her actors (particularly Saoirse Ronan and Laurie Metcalf) to let them carry certain scenes with little-to-no dialogue. And this is the first movie she’s directed on her own, so it’ll be interesting to see what Gerwig does with her career following Lady Bird.Get-Out-movie-song2. Get Out (dir. Jordan Peele) – A horror-comedy directed by half of Key and Peele? Get out! All jokes aside, this is a truly horrifying experience in the most unexpected ways. Without giving too much away, it would’ve beeen so easy to make the villains pure racists who just want to systemically kill non-whites, but the conspiracy lies so much deeper than that and makes us feel truly sick thinking about them. Part of that actually comes from the comedy, and this is where Jordan Peele’s background kicks in. Instead of going for a completely serious horror tone, Peele infuses the right jokes in all the right places, and not all of them are laugh-out-loud jokes that you would expect from sketch and stand-up comedy. The truth behind it is some people think their jokes are genuinely funny when they’re really offensive, and that’s what makes the scares work here. Everyone’s in on the joke, except you and Chris Washington. So if you’re looking for laughs and scares, Get Out is a movie that you definitely should’ve seen by now.the_shape_of_water-824734444-large-11. The Shape of Water (dir. Guillermo del Toro) – For the final entry on this list, we take a look at something that is both risky and conventional. I say conventional because it’s a standard “Beauty and the Beast” love story set in a different setting, and we’ve seen it done before in many different settings. But Guillermo del Toro knows exactly what changes to make in addition and where to go even further. Despite possessing a familiar humanoid build, the beastly aspects of the fish man are straight-up beastly, and anything that eats a cat can’t be human. And instead of the beast who is “cursed”, it’s the beauty. How? Why? We don’t really know, but there are hints dropped that I can’t write about here without spoiling too much. But those theories paired with the ultimate resolution sink it deeper into that “Beauty and the Beast” model, and that makes it an interesting role reversal. Of course the setting is utilized very well in 1950s suburban America, paying homage to traditional societal models of the era as well as creature features and Biblical epics of the time. And all of it is acted out by the year’s best cast, led by Sally Hawkins’ mesmerizing wordless performance. Honestly, there’s almost too much to be said about The Shape of Water, but I encourage you all to see it for yourselves and see what’s so beautiful about it.

Since all film is subjective, what do you think? Did I miss anything great, or is there something on my list you don’t understand? Write your thoughts in the comments below and stay with Film Traffic for another year on the cinematic highway.

Stop, Go, or Slow Down: “Justice League”

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From left-to-right: Gal Gadot, Ben Affleck, and Ezra Miller form the beginnings of an iconic team in Justice League.

The Justice League has long been the defining superhero team in comics and television. Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, the Flash, among others formed a team to fight the battles no one superhero could fight alone. Now that DC and Warner Bros. have re-introduced their greatest superheroes to the screen, they decided it was reasonably time to have them team up with others and save the world. The result is Justice League, and you can tell that like the team, this movie is the sum of many parts that don’t always mesh together, but get the job done.

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From left-to-right: Jason Momoa, Gal Gadot, and Ray Fisher stand prepared for battle in Justice League.

Set only a few months after the death of Superman (Henry Cavill) in Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016), the film sees Batman (Ben Affleck) and Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) on a quest to find other heroes to fight the evil Steppenwolf (Ciaran Hinds) and his army of Parademons before they can collect three Mother Boxes and turn Earth into the latest software update of his own homeworld. These new heroes include the Flash (Ezra Miller), Aquaman (Jason Momoa), and Cyborg (Ray Fisher), and as all superhero team-ups work, they must learn to work together with each of their unique abilities in order to win the day.

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Gal Gadot (Fast & Furious) and Ben Affleck (Gone Girl) collaborate in Justice League.

Every movie is a collaborative effort, but this one especially. Even though the sole directing credit goes to Zack Snyder (Watchmen), the standard reshoots that are commonplace for all major blockbusters were overseen by Joss Whedon (The Avengers), both very competent filmmakers in their own right. And while they both brought their A-game, you can tell which scenes were Snyder’s and which were Whedon’s. Sometimes the dialogue is hopeful, meaningful, and captured with a bit of grain in the shot, and that’s noticeably Snyder as he sees DC. Other times, it’s very quippy and that grain isn’t there, and anyone who’s familiar with the MCU will instantly recognize the Whedonisms here. Neither are bad, but it is inconsistent, and you can even spot the differences in the same scene at times.

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Amber Heard (Pineapple Express) has one pivotal scene in Justice League.

Because of this, the plot is also incoherent. The main plot stops midway through in favor of a subplot that comes out of nowhere, and then it picks right back up out of nowhere. There is also a family living in the setting of the climax that the film keeps cutting back to, and for the life of me I can’t figure out why. One scene early in the film showing Steppenwolf’s invasion of this area would’ve been enough to convey the danger faced by civilians and the world. We don’t need to see the daughter pulling out a can of bug spray (as cute as it is) that she’ll never use in the movie. While some of the payoff overall does work (the subplot that appears out of nowhere), some of it does not, and it isn’t even something that you could set up for a sequel without really stretching the source material thin (unless the daughter was really Plastic Man the whole time!).

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Henry Cavill (The Man from U.N.C.L.E.) still has a bit of a mustache in Justice League.

The effects are also pretty bad. It’s no secret that the effects team had to digitally remove Henry Cavill’s mustache during post-production due to his commitment to Mission: Impossible 6 (2018), but that’s not the only thing that’s wrong with the effects. Cyborg never looked like he was really there with the rest of the team, and the way his character was portrayed (for the most part) didn’t do him any favors on that front either. Steppenwolf was just a standard CGI bad guy, and never looked like he posed a credible threat. The purpose of visual effects in film is to convince the audience that the impossible is real, like they could reach into the screen and touch the Na’vi in Avatar (2009) or the T-Rex in Jurassic Park (1993), especially when they go to such painstakingly lengths to make it look like something that could exist in our world. But if the threat doesn’t look real, how are we supposed to be invested in the stakes?

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Ciaran Hinds (There Will Be Blood) is unrecognizable as Steppenwolf in Justice League.

On the note of the villain, I questioned the choice to use Steppenwolf as a villain in the first film from day one, since he was a footnote in both the comics and the animated series. But I was open to the possibility of the film creating a new version of the character that would stand on its own as a threatening antagonist that didn’t feel like a foot soldier for a much bigger threat (*cough* Darkseid *cough) that will hide itself until the trilogy-capper. But alas, Steppenwolf only has four scenes in this movie, and he exists only as a dragon for the heroes to fight. You could have swapped him out for anyone and it’d be the exact same character, just some boring wannabe-warlord who wants to bring death and destruction for no reason, not even the interesting kind of no reason like “because it’s fun” or “anarchy”, but just for the sake of doing it.

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From left-to-right: Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot, Ray Fisher, Ezra Miller, and Jason Momoa suit up and prepare for battle in Justice League.

So is there anything about this collaborative effort that works? Well, yes. The team. None of these heroes are particularly interesting on their own, save for Wonder Woman, Flash, and Aquaman, but together they form bonds that are stronger than the characters themselves. Flash and Cyborg have a great scene together where they bond over being “the accidents” of the group. There’s a great joke about life and death near the end of the film that I won’t give away, but you’ll know what I’m talking about when you see it and the characters involved in it. Flash and Batman have a fantastic scene about the former’s fear of combat that immediately pays off in him being the biggest help in the midway battle. Aquaman also has a lot of great moments, even throughout his short but effective character arc. There are more that I can’t talk about offhand, but I promise that the relationships between these characters are what make the film worth the price of admission.

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Ezra Miller (The Perks of Being a Wallflower) is running for a reboot in Justice League.

Maybe I wouldn’t be quite as harsh on this film if it was a four-part pilot for a new TV series, as some of my criticisms like the unfocused plot and the lackluster villain would fit better in television. But even if that wasn’t the case, there are enough character moments between the cast members that make this an admirable, albeit mixed entry in the DCEU. It stands united by the sum of its parts, but alone they would all fall down.

Rating: SLOW DOWN

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Stop, Go, or Slow Down: Professor Marston and the Wonder Women

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Hollywood literally pulled Professor Marston and the Wonder Women out of thin air!

Earlier this year, the DCEU finally struck gold with one of the summer’s biggest hits: Wonder Woman. Based on the most iconic female superhero of all time, the film and character portrayed by Gal Gadot have very quickly become cultural icons. Hollywood must have seen this coming because right when the movie was released, a trailer was dropped for a biopic about the creator of the Wonder Woman comics, William Moulton Marston. However, upon watching Professor Marston and the Wonder Women, the reason Annapurna Pictures hid this production from the public eye for so long becomes clear. Not because studios were unsure how successful the much better Wonder Woman movie would be, but because this movie just isn’t good.

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Luke Evans (Beauty and the Beast) as William Moulton Marston in Professor Marston and the Wonder Women.

I could tell you what the film is about, but at times I don’t think it even knows. It feels like three episodes of a TV mini-series, the first being about the invention of the non-patented lie-detector test, the second about a three-way BDSM relationship, and the third only very loosely about the creation and impact of Wonder Woman. The character focus is at least consistent, the overarching thread being the love affair between Professor Marston (Luke Evans), his wife Elizabeth (Rebecca Hall), and their student assistant Olive Byrne (Bella Heathcote). But even then, the narrative is so unfocused that it keeps cutting to a flash-forward to remind you that its protagonist was the creator of the Wonder Woman character.

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Bella Heathcote (Fifty Shades Darker) in a shot composed by Bryce Fortner in Professor Marston and the Wonder Women.

So yeah, the narrative is a mess. The constant cutting to said flash-forward doesn’t help the editing at all. But I will say the cinematography isn’t half-bad. Up-and-coming DP Bryce Fortner shows here that he knows how to compose a shot, and there are a few exceptionally-crafted shots in this movie. If given better direction, this guy could go in the direction of great cinematographers like Roger Deakins (Blade Runner 2049) or Hoyte van Hoytema (Dunkirk). Aside from that, the technical aspects stand out about as much as a typical failed Oscar-bait film, especially one that tries too hard to be topical.

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From left-to-right: Rebecca Hall, Luke Evans, and Bella Heathcote in Professor Marston and the Wonder Women.

How’s the acting? It’s okay. If there’s any standout performance, it’s Rebecca Hall, but even then she’s constantly raising her voice, even in the rare moments when she’s supposed to be calm and collected. Bella Heathcote, despite taking center stage in the film’s best and undoubtedly most iconic shot (and having prior experience in BDSM-related films), is just there to shed tears in the most subdued way ever. I’ll give it this, the women in this film give performances that are maybe too consistent with the base personality types they’re assigned when it comes to the film’s explanation of BDSM (which is still better than anything from Fifty Shades of Grey), but that mildly clever dynamic falls flat all because Luke Evans, the man in the center of it all, is still in Gaston mode from when he was filming the Beauty and the Beast remake.

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A bonfire filled with Wonder Woman comics in Professor Marston and the Wonder Women.

If you’re uncomfortable with seeing very visual depictions of BDSM on film, then hit the brakes right now because this movie definitely isn’t for you. But even if you are, I have a more professional opinion for you to consider. Wonder Woman breaks bones and ground in every medium she’s portrayed in. In its attempt to capitalize on that cultural significance, Professor Marston and the Wonder Women is spineless and about as groundbreaking as the average video game movie. The stories about the creation are much more meaningful than the story about its creator.

Rating: STOP

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